Reading around the internetz this mornin', happened across a new term: "Skyrimmer"; referencing, of course, people who play Skyrim.
Now, rather than add this to the 'ol mental lexicon for future attempts to appear edgy and cool, I just sat and giggled.
Maybe I've been around the darker side of the 'net too long now, but whenever I say or type the word 'Skyrimmer' I can't help but think it actually refers to a particularly intimate act engaged in by two (or hell, more -- it is the twenty-first century and all... I suppose it could be a group activity...) overly adventurous people whilst sky-diving.
Think about it a minute, you'll get it. And yes, I am that mentally warped, thanks for asking.
...I have to go now; I'm having too much difficulty repressing the urge to make more dirty jokes...