Wednesday, July 28, 2010


Boorrrrrrreeeeeeed this morning.

How bored? I'm taking internet quizzes.

In the interests of sharing and letting you all get to know me a bit better, I figured I'd share the results here. Now, where'd I leave that 'Getting to Know You' theme song...

You are 0% hippie.

Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.

Are you a hippie?
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*cackles maniacally* For the record, I won't go near a Farmer's Market! Around here, eating out of those places will get you a nice fat e. coli infection...

Ancient Warrior Quiz
Your Result: Spartan

You are very disciplined, loyal, and very brave. You fight in a phalanx, with hundreds of other men like you, trained since they were six years old. Very much like the Three Hundred that stood by Leonidas against the Persians. Have fun killing, man.

Ancient Warrior Quiz
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Really thought I'd have scored Viking, here. Must be from not drinking and/or raping?

You are a 83% True Southerner

A true southerner but you need to bone up on your terminology. You could probably make it anywhere in the south.

Are You a Real Southerner
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Hey, screw you! My vocabulary's just fine. I lost points because I don't like sweet milk, thank you very much. I'm probably one of twelve people north of the Mason-Dixon that know what polk salad is.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
The South
The Inland North
The Northeast
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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Gah, foiled again by my insistence on enunciation...

What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

You have odd obsessions that you cannot seem to control. You may even perform rituals to make you feel better. Counting and continuously obsessing over things happens frequently.

ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Manic Depressive
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?
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No surprise there.

What is your immortal name?
Your Result: Nero

Your immortal name is Nero

You're quiet and deep
You're filled with steep
Memories and souls
Connected with the ghouls
Your blood is black
You have no pack
You're not polo
You stay solo

What is your immortal name?
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Oh, great, now I have to learn to play the fiddle?!

You know the Bible 73%!

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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Well that's a surprise. I haven't touched a bible in like seventeen years... Never let it be said that the ability to play the odds on a multiple choice test cannot carry you through to victory!

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

Are You Gooder at Grammar?
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Aced it! ...There are people who don't know this stuff...? And to think, I agonize over the proper use of the semicolon from time to time...

Which God or Goddess are you like?
Your Result: Goddess Sekhemet

You are Sekhemet. You are loving and caring, but when need be, you are fierce and protective. You love the color red and you are no vegetarian. Your feirce nature makes you somewhat like a rebel, but you like it that way. Congratulations!! You are Goddess!!

You are your own God or Goddess
God Zeus
Goddess Bast
The Christian God
Which God or Goddess are you like?
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Oh for fuck's sake... "Satan" is a title and not a proper name, you academic slackers! Secondly, he is not a God.

But yeah, I am totally opposite-end-of-the-scale from Buddha...

You have a 85% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

Zombie Survival Test
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Of course I would. No mere zombie apocalypse can stop me! Now a nuclear zombie apocalypse... that might be a bit trickier...

You Are 61% Strange!

Based on your score, it seems you do have a healthy dose of strangeness. You aren't THAT far out, but you are somewhat bizarre. Congratulations on being different and having some quirks. It makes you an interesting person!

How Strange Are You?
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Only 61%? Pah.

You are 86% Evil

You are pure evil! you may soon start armageddon high priests probably get mad when they see you because your so evil you may rule the world......hehe.......

How Evil Are you?....
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86%? What's a guy got to do, try to enact genocide? I've been busy, okay?

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.

You will die in a car accident.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will be murdered.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die of boredom.
How will I die?
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Yeah, that's what my girl keeps telling me. Wonder if she has something planned I should know about...?

How Old Is Your Soul?
Your Result: Transcendent Souls

You're so evolved, you're not even here. Congratulations. These are people who are on their way to the next dimension and probably spend a lot of their time there already.

Old Souls
Baby Souls
Mature Souls
Young Souls
How Old Is Your Soul?
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...But at least when I get to hell after that last... blast, I'll apparently qualify for the seniors' table.

Okay, enough time wasting for me! I'm off to... waste time on some other pointless endeavor...


  1. Wasting time on pointless endeavors? Sounds like drawing maps for Doom II. You work your ass off making something that looks good and plays well and you get comments like: "it was boring and annoying and didn't make sense", or detailed critiques like: "I don't like it". Talk about wasting one's time...

  2. Pffft.

    Like they're any better with praise?

    "U hav a good mod!"

    I swear, a solid half of file commenters make me want to beat my head on the desk until it kills me; whether they praise or damn.

  3. Humm? So the way I see the results of your tests is you will sit with a shit eating grin playing your FIDDLE as SKYNET takes over the world:)

  4. Matt wouldn't be playing the fiddle... he'd be on the corner passing out fusion batteries and chanting: "Down with the flesh-sacks!"

  5. Lady and Gentleman, you wound me! Suggesting that I would ever be so callous and uncaring about the plight of my brothers and sisters that make up Humanity!


    HA! Kept my straight face, that time. BOOYAH!

    And for the record: assuming it's my Skynet that takes over, and not James Cameron's, I wouldn't be a-fiddlin'. I'd be on a rooftop someplace with my feet up, surrounded by my cadre of red-headed, fanged terminator-ettes; probably idly trying to get them to understand the concept of a betting pool so we could try to establish the over/under line on casualties before humanity totally collapsed and submitted.

    After that? Light lunch, maybe a trip around what's left of the gun shops to look at toys with the girls.