No, not me; and no, this still isn't a mod post, so feel free to skip if you don't care.
Was getting dinner from the microwave, and happened to overhear the tail end of a commercial for Viagra.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "he's gonna make a wood joke!"
Well, no, I'm not. What caught my attention was the verbal equivalent to the 'fine print' that they've apparently been mandated to add to the commercials.
(I generally mute the television during commercial breaks so as not to have to hear the stupid)
It said: "If you have a sudden loss of vision or hearing, you should stop and seek medical attention immediately."
This brings up two things:
1) I have been in some intense tumbles in my life, but I can't imagine going blind in the middle and thinking it doesn't warrant immediate shifting of my priorities. Ditto for deafness.
and 2) I now have a vision in my head of a couple going at it, and the guy going "Oh shit, I can't see! ...No, don't stop, I'm almost done anyway; just a few more minutes..."
Isn't this rampant pharmaceutical nonsense going too far? Ridiculous side effects aside, do people really still need to get laid at seventy?
I realize people gotta have hobbies, but shit; doesn't anyone take up shuffleboard or model building anymore?