...In my bedroom:
*clicks link to county Jury Duty notice site*
Come on! Big money! No whammy no whammy STOP!
*site finishes loading*
"No jurors are needed for Thursday, August 26, 2010"
...Gods, I can not wait for this month to be over. And if you're under thirty, you probably won't get the joke.
Yeah, I know I need help - but I maintain that sanity would be boring.