Friday, May 27, 2011

Migraine

I'm going to get one if I don't post this somewhere, and since it'll get my ass banned from the Nexus...


"This looks like a good mod but I would neeed someone willing to repeet themself over and oever again cause I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY new to modding so if any one could help me out that would help "

FUCKING PUNCTUATION. USE IT.

Here, take some of mine!

!,.;:?

Also: spell-check is a standard feature in Firefox. Probably other browsers too, at this point. Pay attention to the squiggly red lines.

Gah. I swear, you people are going to give me a tumor from repressing so many outbursts!

My ever composed partner, Miss Herculine, has already suggested to the... esteemed poster that he should try the tutorial. You know, the one that's sitting right fucking next to the main file; but that he was apparently too lazy to download and look at before begging for help?

Unfortunately, I have encountered this type of person before. They rarely accept documentation, no matter how well written or inclusive; and almost invariably badger people in perceived positions of authority for a hand-holding explanation.


...And now I have the tumor song from Family Guy stuck in my head.

I'm a tumor I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor I'm a tumor, oh oh oh I'm a tumor!

8 comments:

  1. Relax, "its not a tumor".

    Having gotten that out of my system, I shall commence twitching, face-palming and resisting the urge to pluck my eyes out from having read that quote. I'm pretty sure if I was to go and offer to hold the door open for this person, said individual wouldn't understand what I meant...

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  2. is there an ignore function available for PM's on das nexus? because frankly after telling them to RTFM that you so conveniently supplied, if they continued being a mental midget, I would block the hell out of them, and then post in the comments why you refuse to talk to said cretin anymore.

    then again, I've killed an entire bottle of sake tonight, and I'm feeling rather GAR

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  3. It's amazing the sense of entitlement some people have.
    Ouch, and you even missed the opportunity to use Samuel L. Jacksons classic line from Pulp Fiction

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  4. "you even missed the opportunity to use Samuel L. Jacksons classic line from Pulp Fiction"

    You know, I would have gone there; but that garbage I quoted in the post actually looks like a reasonably understandable form of English to me. Which goes to show I have been on the intarwebz FAR too long, now.


    And yes, Darksong, there is a block function for PMs; but I'm hesitant to use it because I don't know exactly how it works -- whether it tells them they're blocked, or if they just get to keep PMing away blissfully, but it never hits my inbox, or what. Plus, I always have the nagging concern that someone will have a legitimate issue, and not be able to get it resolved because I was a dick and blocked them.

    I'm apparently bipolar some days, what can I say?

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  5. so much for your lump of obsidian theory. :P

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  6. @DarkSong:

    I've believed for quite some time now that it's more like one of those marshmallows you've left over the campfire a second or two too long; it has a deceptive exterior that some might mistake for obsidian, but the inside is still warm and gooey.

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  7. "I've believed for quite some time now that it's more like one of those marshmallows you've left over the campfire a second or two too long; it has a deceptive exterior that some might mistake for obsidian, but the inside is still warm and gooey."

    And will likely burn the shit out of you if you try to touch it.

    Gooey doesn't always make it any more friendly to get near, y'know.

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